Every one yearns to be love and to love someone back, it is the very essence of life. Here are a few funny quotes about life and love to help us understand what love really is.
“I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.” ~ Woody Allen
“Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.” ~ Albert Einstein
“You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.” ~ Melanie Clark
“You know its love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.” ~ Anonymous
“Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.” ~ Cathy Carlyle
“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing — and then marry him.” ~ Cher
When we are young, we take love are too seriously, partly because we don’t understand and partly because it is so fresh to us. As we get older we begin to realise that love is one of those things that we cannot do without but there still has to be taken into perspective. Here are some more Funny Quotes About Living Life and love.
“She Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.” ~ Joan Crawford
“If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.” ~ Lily Tomlin
“Love is a grave mental disease.” ~ Plato
“Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.” ~ W. Somerset Maugham
“Love is the gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everyone else.” ~ George Bernard Shaw
“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” ~Erich Segal
“One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.” ~ Oscar Wilde
“Love is blind – marriage is the eye-opener.” ~ Pauline Thomason
“A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.” ~ Brendan Francis
“Love is foolish … but I still might try it sometime.” ~ Floyd